straightgirls:

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

mjalti:

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

primordialsandstonedevice:

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

debaucherries:

Rajan and Wolfgang proving that everyone is a little bit gay and that three ain’t a crowd  

fallacy-falls:

You know that one part of Sense8 s2e1 where Kala is peacefully trying to lose her virginity but Wolfgang is being a slut

cryptidclub:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

do kids these days know abt numa numa

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

nostalgiaultra:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

harrystylesdildo:

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

idleminds:

#smol and tol

dazzlingkai:

Even though I’m her husband, that doesn’t  mean I have a right to tell my wife what to do.

softshouyous:

hi everyone! so i reached 500 followers a while back and decided to make a follow forever as a thank you! through this blog, i’ve been able to meet and interact with so many wonderful people! i will forever be grateful to you all, thank you so much for making this such an amazing experience!! 

(banner credit: the absolutely wonderful @cafewonu !!! thank you jen i love you 💌 )

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flowercrownbi:

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

kdramabc:

my problem is i know that i’m ugly but i still want someone cute to notice me and fall in love with me

charlemane:

charlemane:

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING